“My performances are classic, and timeless, yet will still titillate a contemporary audience into
shameless, cheering arousal.” -Paula Baby
CANE/SWORD DANCE
Just when you thought your blood pressure had returned to a semblance of normalcy, you are fully exposed to the Infamous Cane/Sword Dance ! This is a high voltage mash up of burlesque and belly dancing to the throbbing beat of Honduran punta music. The show’s climax explodes as I balance a sword, still shaking my hips to the unrelenting punta beat. Before the audience can catch it’s breath, an unexpected explosion of glitter bursts from my boobs. (WARNING: Don’t let your girlfriend try this at home. This experience may only be witnessed at Paula Baby’s trademarked performances. Patent Pending)”
FLAMENCO
**ReVamped Debut December 2011**
I’ll let you in a little secret: Burlesque may also be spelled F-L-A-M-E-N-C-O !! And Paula Baby certainly puts the flame in Flamenco as a life-sized painting of a beautiful lady comes to life and performs dance moves so hot that her costume simply must be removed, bit by bit, to avoid episodes of spontaneous combustion. Add an impromptu Bullfight for a flaming performance that no fireman can put out!
TE QUIERO MUCHACHA(TEQUILA EXTREME)
**Debut September 2011**
Te Quiero Muchacha. Well, doesn’t everyone ? This exciting performance features two-count ‘em-TWO GIRLS, one glass, a giant lemon wedge, and the concoction is decidedly both stirred and shaken. Add a sprinkle of magic and a burst of fire breathing for a 2 girl cocktail you’ll NEVER forget ! Oh yeah, you’ll stay thirsty, my friends.
PINK!
If there’s one word guaranteed to get an audience all hot and bothered, it’s the word PINK!
Now that I have your attention, I can reveal that this segment of my show features an uber glamourous and teasingly tantalizing striptease set to classic bump n’ grind rhythms. And nothing says PINK like a finale featuring an orgasmic flame burst and confetti shower. See this once and you’ll want to get PINKED all over again. Sorry, fellas, only one show nightly !!
DAS IST DEUTSCH
**Debut in September 2011**
Nothing says burlesque like a hot girl in a German dirndl, a huge beer stein, and a giant pretzel sponge to soak up all of the sudsy beer. Add a disappearing bratwurst and oompah music for that feeling of uber classic Black Forest Burlesque as was once proudly performed by Eva Braun ! (oompah music not to be confused with oompa loompas. thanks)
HAIFISCH TEASE
**Coming Soon!**
CHOLA BABY
**Coming Soon!**